Chianna's Corner
Chianna's Corner
Welcome fans and friends!
As you know, I am the MAH Senior Marketing Consultant and I really enjoy meeting with clients and their pets everyday. Thank you so much for pointing out how beautiful I am...It's nice to be appreciated. However, I would like to remind some of you that seem concerned, that I am very 'handi-capable' and not 'handi-capped' (that would be my little sister, cuz Penelope is no star-pupil!) I faced my Bone Cancer nearly 7 years ago, even though the specialist said surgery and chemo might only give me another 1-2 years. I'm glad my parents let me do it. However, I've heard my mom say I've lasted way beyond my warranty. I wonder if that means she's thinking about a trade-in. It's not like I can be replaced. As if!
Anyway, It just goes to show you, that nearly anything can be achieved if you put your mind to it.
Kisses,
Chianna
P.S. Big shout-out to Dr. Goring, Dr. Walker and all of their amazing staff at the specialty clinic in Orange Park!
I've included my most favorite list for friendship rules that I did not not write, but I really dig it! I may start adding some of my own rules as time goes by. Enjoy. FRIENDSHIP
VERY COOL !!
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Fun Facts with Festes
The poison arrow frogs of South and Central America are the most poisonous animals in the world . . . so there is my New Year's Resolution. . . don't go to Central or South America!
Bad Ole Bucky Cat's Bits of Wisdom
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. . . and a cat will sleep through until the 3rd, just to make a point.
Penelope's Playhouse The Best of P-Dogs Goofy Jokes:
A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?" "40," replies the dog. "How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!" "I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."
A
salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the
office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at
the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on
him. The dog looked up and said, “Don't be surprised. This is just
part of my job.”
This
frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He steps up to the counter and
asks for an application from the clerk, Patty Wack. Patty Wack replied, "Do you have any collateral for this loan; something to stand against your loan?" The frog replied, "All I have is this statue of a unicorn." "Well, I don't know," said Patty Wack, "I'll have to ask the manager about this." Patty Wack goes to see the bank manager. The bank manager looks at the statue and replies: "Knick Knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."
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Chatting With Chianna January 2012 Let's start the new year with a smile!
A Cat's New Year's Resolutions I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium. I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly not proceed to stuff them down the sink's drain. I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage. I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks. I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up. We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep. If I bite the cactus, it will bite back. When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door. Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out. I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true. I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.
A Dog's New Year's Resolutions I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop. I will not eat my own vomit. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV. I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
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